Is it time to shitbpost?

"Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout) 09/01/2016 at 23:58 • Filed to: Shit post

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In west Cincinnati I was born and raised on the zoo grounds is where I spent most of my days,

Chillin out hangin out acting all cool, eating bananas out by the pool

When a mom and her kid, they were up to no good, crawled over the fence into my neighborhood,

I got in one little fight and my zoo keeper got scared, heard a gunshot just before I stopped breathing air.......

CRider > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/02/2016 at 00:02

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TheHondaBro > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/02/2016 at 00:03

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I’m waiting for the day someone names their child Harambe.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/02/2016 at 00:03

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PatBateman > TheHondaBro 09/02/2016 at 00:08

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Probably already happened.

TheHondaBro > PatBateman 09/02/2016 at 00:10

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“Mr. Smith to the customer service desk! Mr. Harambe Smith to the customer service desk!”

scoob > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/02/2016 at 00:23

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*Unzips*

Svend > TheHondaBro 09/02/2016 at 00:27

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I can’t imagine it will be long, if it hasn’t already happened.

American names many in the U.K. find funny are Serenity, Precious, Patience, Sincere, Chastity, Heaven, etc... so Harambe isn’t exactly a long shot.

The irony of having a child called Serenity and then shouting at her to behave. Or getting angry with your other daughter Patience and trying not to get annoyed when your other daughter’s boyfriend keeps singing, ‘#I’m in Heaven’.

TheHondaBro > Svend 09/02/2016 at 00:33

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When your child is raised in a Christian household but they eventually become Chastity the Muslim.

Svend > TheHondaBro 09/02/2016 at 00:34

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Or change their name to Isis. Oops.

RallyWrench > Svend 09/02/2016 at 00:35

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I know a woman named Chastity to whom the name definitely does not apply.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/02/2016 at 00:45

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Aside: the way that series ended was odd. Will ended up with no job, no degree, no girlfriend. This in spite of his success throughout the series (getting accepted to Princeton, being engaged... twice I think?, and using his wits and networking to succeed in his jobs and socially). It was like, “Let’s just take this whole thing, light it on fire, and maybe something about family at the end."

BKosher84 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/02/2016 at 07:44

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This is awful, and I love you for it.

+1

The Stig's former college room mate > PatBateman 09/02/2016 at 08:22

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I guarantee it’s already happened.